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20 expert’s advices against twenty fakes: Evelina Khromtchenko against impostors
Evelina Khromtchenko. Photo © Dmitry Iskhakov for Todchuk Studio
it’s time to answer to those impostors that increase their ranking by publishing on their pages fake «Evelina Khromtchenko recommendations», or making pirate pages and write on them all sorts of nonsense «on my behalf». This is what I actually think about 20 thoughts, that have never come to my mind, but the Internet has given me credit for.
1. UNKNOWN PERSON: «Dark boots + pale dress. Ugh!»
EVELINA KHROMTCHENKO: «Dark boots + pale dress? Why not, if the boots are emerald, and the dress, for example, is arsenic color?»
2. UNKNOWN PERSON: «Trench coat + mini skirt. Ridiculous!»
EVELINA KHROMTCHENKO: «Trench coat + mini skirt. Why not, if you are slim and young beauty? By the way, you can wear a short trench coat: it is the right time to show your legs when you are 20!»
3. UNKNOWN PERSON: «Maxi skirt + knitwear. Looking cheap!»
EVELINA KHROMTCHENKO: «Maxi skirt + compact knit cardigan. Great evening look for the visiting a theatre without any specific reason!»
4. UNKNOWN PERSON: «Classic blazer + jeans. Bad taste!»
EVELINA KHROMTCHENKO: «How many times to repeat: women wear a jacket but not a blazer. The classic jacket + jeans for women and classic blazer + jeans for men. It is the typical business casual look! Better if the jacket would be single-breasted».
5. UNKNOWN PERSON: «Hessian boots + mini skirt. Vulgar!»
EVELINA KHROMTCHENKO: «Suede hessian boots without a heel + tweed mini pleated skirt. It is a good choice for a young slim woman in a cool weather. Beware of red leather hessian boots with the heel combined with any texture tight leather skirt!»
6. UNKNOWN PERSON: «Fur coat + uggs. Stupid!»
EVELINA KHROMTCHENKO: «Fur coat + uggs? It can be worn if both fur coat and uggs are short. Just be careful with the shades of brown and do not forget that uggs are the most slippery shoes in the world!»
7. UNKNOWN PERSON: «Leggings + knit skirt. Oxymoron!»
EVELINA KHROMTCHENKO: «Leggings + knitted skirt. That is a very good idea If you went on Saturday cleaning day, to the market or to the country. The main thing is that leggings should not behave like a pants. But with a skirt you won’t reach the effect «She forgot to wear her skirt».
8. UNKNOWN PERSON: «Red shoes + red bag. Last century!»
EVELINA KHROMTCHENKO: «Red shoes + red bag. Hey, you seem to have forgotten the Little Red Riding Hood!»
9. UNKNOWN PERSON: «Leather jacket + sneakers. Forget it!»
EVELINA KHROMTCHENKO: «Leather jacket + sneakers. It is a typical normcore. Just choose a biker jacket or a bomber and sneakers should be low cropped and preferably white.»
10. UNKNOWN PERSON: «Boots + maxi skirt. Awful!»
EVELINA KHROMTCHENKO: «Boots + maxi skirt… Why are we talking about it? Who can see the boots you wore under maxi?»
11. UNKNOWN PERSON: «Classic pants + bright printed top. Nightmare!»
EVELINA KHROMTCHENKO: «Classic pants + bright printed top. You should choose abstract prints resemble modern paintings or vivid graphics. Be careful with the shoes: in this situation the «convenient and comfortable» formula can be wrong!»
12. UNKNOWN PERSON: «Pumps + military style clothes. Are you insane?»
EVELINA KHROMTCHENKO: «Pumps + military style clothes. You can confidently wear pumps with a military style clothes. Personally, I wear it with a pleasure».
13. UNKNOWN PERSON: «Bow tie + brooch. Choose only one piece!»
EVELINA KHROMTCHENKO: «Bow tie + brooch. Why don’t you pin a brooch on your tie?»
14. UNKNOWN PERSON: «Stockings + shoes with an open toe. No way!»
EVELINA KHROMTCHENKO: «Stockings + shoes with an open toe. Only if you are a fashion magazine stylist, and you exactly know what kind of stockings and shoes have to be.»
15. UNKNOWN PERSON: «Boots + cocktail dress. Wrong!»
EVELINA KHROMTCHENKO: «Boots + cocktail dress. Be careful if you are not a model, because unsuitable type of shoes can visually shorten your legs!»
16. UNKNOWN PERSON: «Neckerchief + blouse. Mistake!»
EVELINA KHROMTCHENKO: «Neckerchief + blouse. Importantly, the materials and the prints should not be opposed to each other.»
17. UNKNOWN PERSON: «Stockings + mini skirt. Japanese anime for students!»
EVELINA KHROMTCHENKO: «Stockings + mini skirt. Every girl should try it on before the prom to avoid wearing after it!»
18. UNKNOWN PERSON: «Uggs + sweatpants. No comment.»
EVELINA KHROMTCHENKO: «Uggs + sweatpants. This is right the same as plush pink sport suit with bunny ears. Perhaps, suit with bunny ears is better».
19. UNKNOWN PERSON: «Classic jacket + shorts. Kindergarten!»
EVELINA KHROMTCHENKO: «Classic jacket + shorts. «Dance while you are young!»»
20. UNKNOWN PERSON: «Boots + skin color tights. Ugly!»
EVELINA KHROMTCHENKO: «Boots + skin color tights. If tights are corpse-coloured, nothing can save them. If tights are not noticeable on the legs, you made the right choise».
